It was only a matter of time before Blac Chyna had a whole sex tape hit the internet streets. Quite frankly, we're shocked she didn't already have one. If you've been twiddling you thumbs waiting on an X-rated Chyna video, you can thank the sex tape gods. Or don't. You may be more disappointed than Chyna herself is concerning this current debacle.
Deets inside. [possibly NSFW]
We were just minding our own business basking in our Black Panther opening weekend emotional high when some foolywang material rudely interrupted out Twitter TL.
Stripper turned Video Vixen turned social media star turned Reality Star went and checked off the last box in the Instagram build-a-body handbook. She's got a sex tape.
The snippet that is roaming the internet streets thanks to an anonymous uploader shows the mom of two performing - what Twitter shadeologsts are calling lackluster - oral sex on a man.
For a woman who clearly lives by the life mantra that Sex Sells, and we're not even all that mad at that, you wouldn't know it by looking at this little snippet.
While we can hear the man giving her directions and pointers as the two do what they do, you can't see his face. You can clearly see it's Chyna, though.
We're more interested in knowing who the man is, and if he's one of the two thirstbuckets she dated after breaking up with ex-fiance Rob Kardashian.
We're not posting it directly here, but you can view it HERE.
Chyna's pissed, allegedly, and has called in the authorities. It wouldn't be the first time she and her legal team have had to strike back at leakers. Remember when Rob posted all the naked pics she sent to him? Yeah, well this takes it one step further.
Chyna apparently claims she has nothing to do with it, and her lawyer Walter Mosely says "it's a criminal matter."
We highly doubt this will hurt her reputation or her Instagram following of 14 million.
Still, here's what messy folks have to say about it all:
as a certified head doctor, i can assure that we will be revoking blac chyna’s license to practice in every state in the united states. this is a disgrace and i do not take it lightly pic.twitter.com/kggb6M8TtN
— quinn. (@sirsIaysalot) February 19, 2018
8 secs into the Blac Chyna video: pic.twitter.com/auGp8eoUbE
— Lil Intro Vert (@goonwithglasses) February 19, 2018
how do we go from Black Panther to Blac Chyna ? pic.twitter.com/YBSMJeeKQ0
— visit appropriateculture.tv (@JulianStephen) February 19, 2018
Blac Chyna’s sextape summed up pic.twitter.com/R8z4vOfrO3
— (@Phonez2x) February 19, 2018
Hey I wonder why Blac Chyna is trending.... pic.twitter.com/zDnpAV4uod
— Joey Bell (@JoeyBellTelecom) February 19, 2018
That blac chyna video pic.twitter.com/XqftvAhDmG
— Queen (@Tierra_x3) February 19, 2018
Tyga clearly didn't write "Make It Nasty" for Blac Chyna
— KJ (@KdotJohnson_) February 19, 2018
Blac Chyna is one of those “Here nigga, damn” head givers.
— S ooth The (@2CoolSoSmooth) February 19, 2018
Blac Chyna got at least 300 bodies. How the hell she still giving head like an amateur. I’m truly disgusted
— Quentin Tyrintino (@ElGorgeousGoon) February 19, 2018
I’d be looking at blac chyna in that video like pic.twitter.com/zX9nXbnkKp
— Chav-is (@AdolffHitta) February 19, 2018
this video of blac chyna on my timeline pic.twitter.com/Ca4xQFSuft
— who is she gonna choke?! (@cyberspacedork) February 19, 2018
that video of blac chyna has severely blemished my otherwise perfect black history month. I thought I was about see some inter-dimensional transformational thunder throat and shawty was nibblin on it like a republican squirrel. not a gag, guk, nor gargle to be found.
— Zachary Fox (@zackfox) February 19, 2018
Happy Black (Blac) History Month, y'all!
Photo: Chyna's IG
